Mordecai: Hi, whoever is reading this! Here are the antagonists: Mindy, Willow, and Xolo. Happy reading!
Scooter: I got it, I got it! (opens door) You're finally here! Come inside.
Akari and Maggie: We're gonna go change. (goes into bathroom)
5 minutes later...
Akari comes out in a banana print bikini with yellow frills and Maggie comes out in a taco print bikini and then they take out their pony bands.
Marty and Allan: Whoa. (wolf whistle)
Gremmie: (Wolf whistle)
Gremmie: Sorry. I-I'll go.
Maggie: Good. And-You can't date me! I'm your sister!
Akari: Pool time!
Maggie: We'll be around back in the pool, okay?
Clover, Tohru and Scooter: Okay.
Scooter: Video game time! Who wants to play Guitar Hero?
???: I do!
Clover: Mordecai! Rigby! How did you get here? We didn't hear you come through the door!
Mordecai: It's a cartoon! Roll with it.
Rigby: She's right.
Scooter: What happened to your clothes?
Mordecai: We changed before we got here. Pool time!
Scooter: Guitar Hero time! (gets game set up)
Clover: You got any ice cream?
Scooter: Actually, yeah. Lemme see. We have blueberry, tropical charms flavor, and I'm going rocky road!
With the antagonists...
Mindy: Little do they know we've put in a poison that makes them slightly overweight!
Willow: It was a brilliant idea, Mindy!
Xolo: What if Xandra catches us? She's not in with the plan.
Willow: Ah, but that's where you come in! You distract her with a few party tricks!
Back at the Matthew's...
Game: You rock!
Scooter, Tohru and Clover: Yes! (they start dancing) We beat Tom Morello! We're Guitar Heroes! Whew, whew, whew.
Clover: I never knew being fat and lazy could be so rewarding!
Tohru: Um, we're not fat.
Clover: I know. But it feels like it, you know?
Scooter: Yeah. Impression time!
Tohru: I'll go first! (Holds hair up) I'm Radley Madish! And I'll never rule the Flipverse because I'm such a tool!
Scooter: HA! My turn! (pushes hat over eyes) I'm Sarge Fan! And I'm a dork because I like onions! I've also got this really annoying voice that Clover thinks is attractive!
Clover: Haha! Okay, my turn! My turn! (brushes hair down) I'm Willow! A sad goth who works at the cupcakeria because I ruined the back of Roy's car!
Tohru: It'd be better if Trishna were here.
Trishna: I am here!
Clover: How did you get here so quickly?
Mordecai: (opens back door and facepalms) Again, it's a cartoon! Roll with it.
Rigby: Again, she's right.
Trishna: Mind if I join in?
Scooter: There's some orange flavored ice cream in the freezer.
Trishna: Okay. Playing Guitar Hero? Lemme show you mah skillz. Expert... play show... Slow Ride!
Game: You rock!
Clover: Whoa, wha? You're awesome!
Trishna: Mordo taught me, remember?
Tohru: Oh, yeah.
Trishna: I'll make an impression! (unclips hair clip and sweeps hair to side) I'm Peggy! And I was tricked into working at the Hot Doggeria because I wanted to see the ball game!
Scooter: HAHA! Wanna see who can get the heaviest?
Tohru: I do!
Trishna: Alright one, two, three go!
They start eating their ice cream.
One split second later...
Trishna: (is fine) What's up with you?
Tohru: So... heavy...
Scooter: Let's... check our weight.
Clover: Fine. (they all get up slowly except Trishna)
Scooter: 90 pounds!
Tohru: 84 pounds!
Clover: 99 pounds!
Trishna: 110 pounds!
Scooter: Trishna wins!
Clover: How heavy is Mordo?
Trishna: 300 pounds, if I'm correct.
Mordecai: (opens back door) No, 290... tops.
Scooter: How can you be so heavy and not obese at the same time?
Mordecai: I don't really know.
Back with the antagonists...
Willow: They're using it to their advantage!
Mindy: Alright, plan B. We lead them to Ninjoy!
Xolo: Ninjoy quit, remember?
Willow: Oh, right.
Xolo: How about-
Xandra: How about you stop? I've heard everything! I'm going over there and telling them!
Back at Matthew's...
Trishna: I'd like it if Xandra were here.
Xandra: I am here! Mindy, Willow and Xolo put in a poison that makes you slightly overweight! In the ice cream!
Clover: That explains why we got heavy so quickly.
Xandra: Mind if I join in?
Scooter: Not at all!
Xandra: I brought my own ice cream! Flavor X! (puts in weight poison) Omnomnom!
One split second later...
Trishna: Whoa. Lemme see if I can lift you up. Nyaaaaah... GASP! I can't do it!
Xandra: I'll make an impression! (brushes hair down) I'm Quinn! A cranky old laywer with no ability to make friends!
Scooter: Is it over?
Trishna: Not until Mordecai says so.
Mordecai: Now it's over.