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CoolA: So, technically you can drive a car in Flipverse at the age of 16?
Alberto: Well, yeah.
CoolA: Also, why are you driving me to my table tennis club?
Alberto: Well, after what happened, I decided I should do stuff for you.
CoolA: Thanks! I guess you won't wait for a month then.
CoolA: Turn up the radio. I'm bored.
Alberto: Fine. *turns on radio*
CoolA: If you don't mind, put it to the JK.P station.
Alberto: *puts radio station on to 55.7*
- music comes on*
CoolA: AH!!!1111 OMG IT'S I GOT A BOY BY SNSD!11!!1!!1 TURN IT UP LOUDER, I WANT TO HEAR IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1111!!1!!1111!!!!!!!11111!! *starts trying to control radio*
Alberto: Oh no! *starts driving badly*
Penny: *about to cross the street*
Alberto: NO! I'M ABOUT TO HIT PENNY!!!!
Penny: *notices* OH MY GOD!
Alberto: *steps on brakes*
- car crashes*
Alberto: *opens door* Ugh....
Penny: W-what happened?
Alberto: Well, apparently, he goes crazier than the girls go for the whole TVXQ cast shirtless....
Penny: Well, you know, you're a really bad driver!
Alberto: Oh, that? With this kid, I'm nothing....-_-
CoolA: *kicks Alberto out of the seat* Hey!
Alberto: *falls off* Ow!
CoolA: That's what you get! I'm jacking this car! *closes car door and drives car*
Alberto: *gets up* Ugh....I still really don't feel well...
-later in the Freezeria-
Alberto: *blending sundae*
CoolA: Huh. It would be a shame if you dropped that sundae.
Alberto: COOLA? *drops sundae*
CoolA: Another one. I'm calling Papa Louie about this record of yours.
Alberto: Shouldn't you be at table tennis practice?
CoolA: We got off early. Didn't you know the tournament's tomorrow?
CoolA: And also, I have to work on my pixel art submission!
Alberto: Didn't you say SOMETHING about how pixel art sucks?
CoolA: *game face* *sigh* Pixel art is so hard....
-1 hour later-
CoolA: I DID IT! *looks at computer* ...........
CoolA: I WASTED AN HOUR ON SATURDAY FOR THIS CRAPPY WORK!?!?!?!? AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *throws stuff out window*
Alberto: *walking by* WHAT THE HECK- *gets hit* -flashback ends with lots of blood spilling out of Alberto-
Alberto: Eugh...*shivers* I don't even want to think about it.
CoolA: Well, I've been practicing.
Alberto: I'll drop by your house then just to check.
Alberto: *dropping by CoolA's house* Well, looking good so far-
CoolA: UGH! I SPENT ALL MY HOURS, AND I JUST GET THIS CRAP!??!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *throws stuff out window again*
Alberto: Well, I had a good life. *puts on helmet*
CoolA: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *keeps throwing stuff*
Alberto: *gets hit on head by anvil but doesn't feel anything* Wow. This helmet really IS invincible!
CoolA: AGHHHH- *stops* Oh, there you are.
Alberto: Well, finally! So when can-
CoolA: *throws anvil at* YOU STILL HAVE EXACTLY 2 WEEKS.
Alberto: What? Come on...please?
CoolA: Alright then. *evil laugh*
Alberto: Well, this is so trustworthy!
CoolA: (He doesn't know what's coming....ehe....)
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Right now, I'm out of ideas. I either have to hire a co-writer or cancel this series. I'm considering cancelling this, but I just can't let my fans down.