CoolA: *on iPhone* I cannot believe you just did that. *blahblahblah* Oh, really! Cool. Next time, beat him up for what he did.
Alberto: Ok! Order up! *holding sundae*
Penny: *walks by*
Alberto: *drops sundae*
CoolA: WHAT THE HECK! *on phone* I'm sorry guys. I gotta go. Mr. Dropped My Sundae just did you know what....
Penny: Oh hey, Alberto!
Alberto: Uh....hey! Eheh! *turning a bit pink*
CoolA: Oh...I see....*evil look* *on phone again* Nevermind about that. You'll never guess what happened. *blahblahblahblahblah* I'll give you a hint. Alberto + Penny walking by + dropping sundae = L-
Alberto: *still a bit pink* Huh? What? NO!
Alberto: *getting a bit more pink* Um...no.
CoolA: Ray, Rai, Alberto is totally in love with Pen-
Alberto: *gets CoolA's phone* Uh, no! He is just making stories! *hangs Ray and Rai up*
CoolA: Give. Me. The phone. NOW!
Alberto: *gives back phone* Uh, okay! Eheh....
CoolA: *punches Alberto in the face*
Alberto: ACK! *falls to the ground*
CoolA: I shine bright like a diamond!
Alberto: Not to mention that you hit as hard as one-
CoolA: SHUT IT! *beats up Alberto*
Alberto: OW! Stop it! You're embarassing me in front of-
CoolA: WHO, ALBERTO? You're future girlfriend? HUH!? *continues beating up Alberto*
15 minutes later...
Alberto: *sigh* Finally....the pain is done...
CoolA: Or is it....*evil smile*
Alberto: Oh no...
After the terrible scene that I really don't know why I have to cut out...
Alberto: Ugh...I don't feel so well.
CoolA: That's what happens, Alberto. Don't ever make fun of me or you're dead.
CoolA: By the way, can you hold my phone for me?
Penny: What a scene...I thought you would actually kill him at first...it was so scary!
Alberto: Penny! *turns pink again while dropping CoolA's phone*
CoolA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *slow motion*
- phone drops*
CoolA: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!
Alberto: Not again!
And once again, after another terrible scene that I don't know why I should cut out.....
Penny: *about to cry* Stop it!
CoolA: Why should I!?
Penny: Well...uh...because it's not nice to kill someone!
CoolA: That's your excuse?
Penny: He just looks so beat!
Alberto: *gets back up* I'M FREE!
The next night after shift...
CoolA: I'm back!
Alberto: Oh no...you're going to beat me up again, are you? If you are, then that's sad...I really wanted to tell you something...
CoolA: I won't, you idiot. Ok then, what do you want to tell me?
Alberto: Let's go in the back...
CoolA: Ok then.
Penny: Uh...are you guys going to do what I think you're going to do in there?
CoolA: REALLY, PENNY?
Penny: That was a ridiculous question..I'm sorry...
CoolA: WELL YOU BETTER BE.
-at the back-
CoolA: So, what was it?
Alberto: Well..I may sound weird, but I was hoping-
CoolA: Hold that thought.
CoolA: *opens backdoor quickly*
Penny: *gets hit by the door* Ow!
CoolA: That's what happens when you stalk on conversations!
-goes to the back again-
Alberto: I was thinking about you trying to help me....with....um...helping me get Penny to....like me?
CoolA: Really? I know she likes you somehow, she's always giggling about you. I know because...I know. And besides, you guys are perfect for each other!
Alberto: Well, thanks! So, what do I say to let her know I like her?
CoolA: I know what to say. First, lean casually on a wall with your arms crossed, and then when she comes up, say this: "Y'know, Penny. I really wished there was something between us. You know what that's called? A wall!"
CoolA: I'm joking about the wall part. Just say love instead of "A wall".
Alberto: How do I be all chill like that? You know I get all blushy and nervous when I'm around her!
CoolA: I know by the looks of it. Also, I know you also get an erection when you're around her too.
Alberto: What!? How did-
CoolA: Simple. I know because I know you that much.
CoolA: Well, if there's anything, to stay calm, go to my house once work is done. K?
Alberto: Ok then...
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