Cooper: I want 3 buffalo wings 3 garlic wings 6 celery mango chili dip.
Mandi: Cooper hates wasabi sauce so I will just give him a plate of wasabi sauce.
(Mandi gives him a plate of wasabi sauce)
Mandi: Here you go Cooper!
Cooper: AHHHH!!! It's green! What is this?! O _ O
Mandi: It's wasabi.
Cooper: You know I don't like wasabi!
Mandi: I give the customers what they hate.
(cooper runs out)
Chuck: We'll put wasabi sauce on Cooper.
(Chuck keeps spreading wasabi sauce on Cooper)
Cooper: AHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!! (screaming and crying)
(in his house)
Prudence: Hows it feel?
Cooper: Terrible! I went to wingeria and Mandi gave me a plate of wasabi sauce!
Prudence: I can make some for you.
Cooper: Make what?
Prudence: Oh nothing
Cooper: Few, for a second I thought you will make...
(Prudence sprays Wasabi on Cooper)
Cooper: WASABI SAUCE!!!! AHHHH!!!! PRUDENCE HOW COULD YOU!!!???
Prudence: Duh! I can do practically anything for FUN!
Cooper: Come on Prudence or Ill break up with you!
Prudence: AND SO..... WHY DO I CARE!!!?? I COULD JUST HELP GREMMIE GET THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS THAN RATHER HANG OUT WITH YOU!!
(Cooper Screams like a girl and woke all the Eurekas up)
Peggy: Ugh Cooper! I was about to go to the Pizzeria! Well in my dreams...
Cooper: I BROKE UP WITH PRUDENCE!!!! (Cries)
Peggy: Ugh another break up dream!!??. That's the 15th time this month!
Cooper: Bubu-tttt this one is different!
Peggy: Stop acting like a baby and go back to sleep!
Cooper: Fine! Whatever cowgirl
Peggy: Ugh! Good night wasabi screamer!
Robby: MOM!!! COOPER & PEGGY KEEP CALLNG EACH OTHER NAMES!
Mary: Just leave them alone Robby! They'll sort it out in the morning!
Cooper: Oh good it was just a dream!
Mandi: Cooper Sir? COOPER!?
(Cooper stops day dreaming)
Cooper: Yup yup!
Mandi: Your holding up the line!
Croud: WINGS WINGS WINGS!!
(Hank comes in)
Mandi: It's a sheriff coming in line!
Hank: Cooper! Your under arrest for making the entire starlight city a big line!!
Cooper: I'm sorry sir Hank! Um Officer Hank!!
Hank: I may be a traffic police but I can still arrest you for that! Can't you see the vehicles there!? 1 Billion cars are out there!
(Quinn comes in)
Quinn: How does it matter? Just because he made a big line doesn't mean he broke the laws! (to Cooper) Don't listen to him, Cooper. You are actually NOT arrested.
(the next day)
Cooper: Let's make some breakfast.
Prudence: I will!
(makes 3 pancakes, puts them on a plate, sprays whipped cream, adds chocolate chips, and drizzles maple syrup and wasabi sauce)
Cooper: Why is there green stuff? Oh, never mind.
(he takes a bite)
Cooper: (screams like a girl) Spicyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Prudence, how could you?! (slaps Prudence)
Prudence: Why did you slap me?
Cooper: Why did you put wasabi sauce on my pancakes?
Prudence: Well, duh...
Cooper: Come on, or I'll break up with you! For real this time!
Prudence: Well I can do anything for fun.
Cooper: (sprays choco. cream at Prudence) That's it! I'm breaking up! (screaming like a girl)
(Peggy wakes up)
Peggy: Cooper! I was fantasizing about the Pizzeria! What is it this time, another breakup dream?
Cooper: (crying loudly) I BROKE UP WITH PRUDENCE!!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!
Peggy: You broke up for real?
Peggy: Well, get out of here, wasabi screamer!
Greg: Guys stop fighting please?
Prudence: Hey Cooper!
Cooper: Hey cutie!
Prudence: Here, I got you a pizza from Pizzeria! I asked Roy to put a special ingredient just for you!
Cooper: Oh goodie!
(Cooper eats pizza)
Cooper: SPICY!!!!!! PRUDENCE HOW COULD YOU ASK ROY TO PUT WASABI SAUCE!!!!!
Prudence: (cries) I didn't! I asked him to put peppers & hot sauce! I pay like $10 for it! He had to go to Taco Mia!
Cooper: No no no no no! Don't cry! I swear I wasn't really mad! I swear I I I I I LOVE YOU!
Prudence: Liar liar pants on FIRE!
Cooper: I'm so epic dumb! She is so hard to impress!!! I'll find a nice girl to be my girlfriend!
(Cooper sees Penny)
Cooper: Hey Penny! What's wrong?
Penny: Alberto's hanging out with PRUDENCE!
Cooper: Oh, I broke up with Prudence just now. I feel awful!
Cooper: Do you wanna go to the movies?
Penny: Sure! How about Pizza Land! I already bought tickets! I have an extra ticket! I guess you can have it
Penny: Hold on a sec!
Penny: Hey Utah!
Utah: Is Alberto coming?
Penny: He is hanging out with Prudence, so Cooper wanted to go...
Greg: Penny! ALBERTO BROKE UP WITH YOU AND IS DATING PRUDENCE!!!!!!
Utah: Greg! Sorry about that Penny
Penny: (cries) It's alright.... Meet you there! Bye!
Cooper: So Alberto broke up with you too?
Papa Louie: Cooper? COOPER! Cooper??
(Cooper stops daydreaming for real)
Cooper: What happened! Where am I?
Papa Louie: You have a speech.... But you were saying something like a story? While snoring....
(Cooper looks at audience)
Penny: Guys! He was daydreaming and forgot he was going to have a speech!
Pennny: EVERYBODY HAS PROBLEMS!
Audience: SHE'S RIGHT!
Cooper: Thanks Penny.. I Lo...
Prudence: Cooper? Do you love Penny?
Prudence: Ok.. Whatever! See ya!
( He wakes up for real 'for real.')
Peggy: Hey, you fell asleep in the car. You just woke up saying "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Cooper: Whew. Wait... where arewe going?
Peggy: Wasabi Wonderland.
Cooper: Wait is this actually happening?... ( pinches himself really hard ) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Peggy: I guess it is happening. ( sinister smile )